AWOL

And I'm back....after my brief sabbatical from blogging, I have returned to contribute more bad writing.
Lots of things have been happening, I have acquired a messy roommate , I have broken the necks of a few mice, I have taught freshmen who look like Justin Timberlake and Britney spears (before she became fugly) ,I have had deep meaningful conversation with a duck, I grew paranoid over the escape of Bucky, I had one too many long islands and realised that I could still stand up straight, but thats all boring stuff....now come the juicy details.
Its been a little more than a month since I landed in Buffalo, and I've already started to roll my R's...ok, not really, I used to do that even before, yup, I'm one of those posers.
Anyway, due to my heavy load of assignments,lectures, lab work etc etc, saving the world has taken a backseat for now. I am free to fight crime only on weekends between 2-5pm.Rest of the time I'm busy doing groceries and other exciting things.
Living on my own has meant cooking on my own, I found out that I suck at that, I also suck at managing my money, remembering to pay bills, remembering not to get locked out of my house, remembering to to do my laundry before I am left with nothing to wear.
I have made no new friends, apparently no one finds me cool and interesting. To compensate for the lack of people around me I have invested in a shiny blue bouncing rubber ball and a jigsaw puzzle which promises to provide endless hours of fun! Who needs them friends anyway.
I spent the better part of my week trying to assemble my new bookcase, apparently I'm quite handy with the tools because I managed to pull it off (after a few aborted attempts) with no outside help...and it hasnt just spontaneously collapsed or anything, which I take to be a good sign, or perhaps I should give it a few more days and then remark on my worksmanship.
Steve Irvin got attacked by a sting ray and died..how sad...this is even sadder ....revenge attacks on fish??? what kind of demented fucks are these?
Its very cold here and promises to get colder...Will super invisible girl survive the brutal winter? Will super invisible girl not get confused everytime the starbucks lady asks her what kind of coffee she wants? Will super invisible girl figure out how to use the dryer???...these and other pressing questions will probably not be answered any time soon, but please do visit again to read my next totally irrelevant post :-)