Jack entered my life quite recently. and left almost as soon....without his head.
So I did leave him in the parking lot all by himself, in the cold...anyone would've wanted to leave. But to be fair, its not a bad place, its comfortable, Jack likes the cold, for company he had the Nissan altima and the Mustang....perfectly decent friends, and the mustang's quite a looker.
But maybe he wanted more, more than what a 4000 cc engine could give him, maybe he wanted someone to talk to, some one who could say to him, "No, Jack, you'ré not fat" , or "Its perfectly alright to not want to wear any clothes".
We didnt talk much, there wasnt much time...weather.com flashed its hazardous climate warning, the wind was unrelenting, my turtleneck was starting to get itchy...things just werent going our way, so I left. Went home. Didnt even say a proper goodbye.
And in the night, when I returned, he was gone...well, not really, he was there, but his head wasnt. Did he leave and forget about his head? Was he in a terrible hurry? Did someone behead Jack? Who would do that? Jack was harmless, standing there all by himself in the parking lot.
I'd like to think that Jack's torso is in a better place now....I now eagerly await for the next snow forecast, because maybe Jack will return...I cant imagine, it would be very comfortable walking around Buffalo without a head.
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LOL - maybe he'll come back and ask for u to make a Jane - a la Frankenstein. Are u sure u r not Dr. Frankenstein? Life Sciences, the urge to create other life forms, tampering with mice - all points towards that
I tell you this despite dire threats. Weather.com said 3 inches of snow, and we got two feet- how could they let evidence of their inefficiency as obvious as Jack's head survive ? Figure it out.
Dont mention this in public. Remove this post and any other images of Jack.
Or prepare to fight to the death- keep all records. Every day's forecast.
Fight for Jack.
Give back his head, Weatherman !!
i think i saw Jack in denver yesterday. Is he white, and has a nose that looks very much like a carrot?
nope not him....the missing head is a dead give away...must be a distant cousin
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