1. Personal hygiene becomes optional
2. You leave for school in the clothes you slept in.
3. Food is orange juice and a gummi bear.....dessert is another gummi bear.
4. Your daily exercise routine consist of you hyperventilating every morning because of an anxiety attack.
5. Your eye brows have turned bushy and you sport a mustache.....and you're a girl.
6. Alcohol for breakfast seems like a fantastic idea.
7. You spent 3 hours scouring the internet for a drug that will prevent you from falling asleep....ever.
8. Your roommates haven't seen you in ages and now think you're weird because when you are home, all they see you do,is sit in front of your laptop.....they probably think you're surfing porn.
9. The last time you "partied", was when you danced alone in your room to music played by your neighbors at a party you weren't invited to.
10. You start contemplating alternate career options that match your skill sets and organ donor tops your list.
4 comments:
Loved these. Every one of them. But I know that you are lying about at least one of these things - alcohol for breakfast. Or at least I hope you were lying ;-)
Time travelling again? Sounds like you're back at MSU, with the added torment of alcohol-induced hangovers.
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