Enough about me

every super hero needs a side kick, someone to take the blame for ur stupidity, someone whose cape u can borrow,someone whose costume looks more stupid than yours, someone with dubious sexual orientation (and i'm looking at you Mr robin), someone u can make fun of and feel better about urself......so, i have one too, SUPER LUPE, he doesnt have a costume, clothes, he says, restrict his movement. which i dont get, because, what movement? he doesnt move, he sleeps on his ass all day and forget dubious sexual orientation, i am more concerned about his dubious hygiene, he refuses to take a bath, i think he's afraid shampoo will steal his modjo.But he'not completely useless, i mean he has super powers, he has toxic drool , he has this unbelievably limitless storage of saliva, anything his spittle touches becomes instantly....umm, u know..icky.
And he doesnt work alone, he gets seasonal help from his army of fleas and other friendly parasites...
But every superhero has their kryptonite, and so does Super lupe...actually super lupe has many kryptonites, in fact, i'm going to make a list, these are a few things which cause our intrepid super hero to completely lose any ounce of self control and sometimes bladder control too
1. balls
2. ballons
3. any round circular object
4. caps
5. hats
6. any kind of head gear
7. little girls
8. little boys
9. any kind of little person
10. ice cream
11. chocolate
12. sausages
13. anything edible really
14. albino dogs and their crotches
15. the general crotch area actually
right, thats about it, if kept away from all of these things, super lupe is capable of fuctioning as a completely efficient side kick and is able to cover my ass on many occasions.....well maybe not my ass, but the general crotch area definetely.