super invisible girl goes to the gym

the other day i noticed something, i was looking into the mirror and realised that my spandex looked kind of funny on me....let me explain, its all in the rule book, all super heroes can wear costumes made of spandex only. You may make fun, but Men need to wear their underwear on the outside and the women need to wear the tightest fucking spandex possible, so that all assets are amply on display to the general public. Anyway, while spandex is great because its lightweight, resistant to body oils, perspiration, coffee stains,blood stains, green goo etc, and its all stretchy too, there's one big problem, if you dont have the body of catwoman its wholly unflattering to the figure. Its like every imperfection is blown up for everyone to point and make fun of. So the other day, looking into the mirror, i heard myself asking the question every superhero dreads, "does my spandex covered ass look big in this this?"
so i joined a gym, i think I already lost a little weight stressing about the ridiculously high fees I had to pay and how I'd obviously have to skip dinners on tuesdays, thursdays and saturdays to make up for it. Anyway, the gym wasnt as bad as I thought it would be, I expected to be surrounded by oversized muscles and washboard abs, but everyone else seemed as out of shape and as confused with that 2 in 1 magnetic cycle rower as i was.
And so i continue my tryst with the gym, it wont be long before i possess the perfect set of abs and kylie minogue's pert bottom....there's always hope....and if it doesnt work out, well, thank god I'm invisible