Disclaimer: I have not seen the movie I'm about to discuss (because I have a brain and if u had one, u wouldnt see it too),so technically I have absolutely no right to say its crap, but I'm going to , so if u have a problem with it then please step away from my blog.
I had the horrible misfortune of seeing the first movie (which gave me a brain hemorrhage), so I'm bitter and therefore justified in spewing venom at the sequel Krrish.
Ok first, a true superhero does not dance like that. True, a few of us might break into a jig spontaneously after doing something superheroic BUT not with 100 back up dancers appearing bizarrely out of nowhere and there would be NO synchronized dancing, that is absolutely not cool.
Second, no cheesy matrix style moves dude. Did Hrithik Roshan not get the memo about that? You can only do those slow motion flying in the air and drop kicking thing so many times before it becomes stupid.We dont want hollywood hand me downs, come up with something original. I mean I have cooler moves than that. Seriously, somebody should pay me for the free advice I'm giving out, I'd make a movie if I wasnt busy saving the world and trying to earn a PhD.
Third, what kind of a fucking costume is that? when in doubt, stick to spandex.Pajamas with an oversized raincoat is great if its ur grandma.
Not since Ang Lee's Hulk have I been so incensed with such mediocre representation of superheroes in the Media. Oh please let Superman not be crap , I couldnt stand more disappointment.
1 comment:
Think the raincoat was also a lift from Matrix. Wish that when people decide to get 'inspired' by hollywood, they'd stick to stealing the whole thing and not mess it up by their attempts at creativity.
And yeah, this must rate as one of the best movie reviews of a movie that the reviewer hasn't seen ;-)
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