I've blogged twice about the weather already, this can't be good, I think i need to juice things up a bit, so I'm going to make lists, lots of them...
Top 3 things that are making me very angry right now
1. Pedestrians who come in my way when I'm driving
2. cars who try to run me over when I'm walking
3. Rahul mahajan and his druggie posse , that apollo hospital and their half assed denials and conspiracy theories. So, u snorted heroin, own up to it, stop with all the crap about how u'll thought it was talcum powder or sugar or fairy dust.....
Top 3 things that are making me very happy right now
1. my blog, its like therapy, my arm chair crusading against all things that piss me
off.
2. Hugs from Super lupe
3. I was put on hold on the phone just now and they were playing that super mario music...that made me happy for some reason...i know, I'm easily pleased
Top 3 things that bored/bore me to death
1. watching Da Vinci code, the movie...that was a good 3 hr nap
2. Malls, all of them , in all shapes, sizes and price range, they all suck
3. Cricket
Top 3 things I've been saying a lot these days
1. "So, whats the POA?"........thts plan of action btw, for those not in with my cool lingo
2."dude"....i say this to a boy, girl, dog ,anyone...
3." I think we need to consider the possibility that you're an idiot"....ok, i dont say this, but I'd like to say this to many people.
My Top 3 names for celebrity babies
1.water melon.....for those who like to name their kids after perishables, its a good name, that way in school his/her friends can call him/her melonhead...what fun!
2.shaliyoh....its a kenyan-namibian-zambian name with nigerian influences and means "I want world peace and I am the light of the world and I like to poop in my pants", it works on many levels.
3. Fcuk .....for those who like to name their loved ones after designer labels
1 comment:
That made for good reading
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